Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

 

This is straight forward country thinking...
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: Jeff Foxworthy

 

1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 
You may be a Muslim  
 
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. 
You may be a Muslim  
 
3. You have more wives than teeth. 
You may be a Muslim  
 
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean. 
You may be a Muslim  
 
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 
You may be a Muslim  
 
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.  
You may be a Muslim  
 
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 
You may be a Muslim 
 
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.  
You may be a Muslim  
 
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 
You may be a Muslim  
 
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.  
You may be a Muslim  
 
11. You find this offensive or racist.  
You probably are a Muslim 

 

 

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Updated 12/29 /2014